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#241090 - 01/21/12 11:22 AM So you think you are hard?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWqwVhrwri

This is Rousimar "Toquinho" Palhares, he was born in a poor family in the countryside of Brasil, at the age of 7 his father took him to work in the mines with him, at the age of 9 he sustained an injury that cut his entire chest open (you can see the massive scar) - they taped him up with duct tape and made him work the rest of his shift before visiting a hospital. He later was kicked out of his house and lived in a tent slum under a bridge. He is now fighting in the UFC and considered one of the most dangerous and feared men in his division, he is also a BJJ champion, a master of leg locks.

He will be the one to defeat Anderson Silva.
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#241096 - 01/21/12 04:41 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Swordfish]
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GOOD FOR HIM
THERE'S NIGGAZ OUT THERE THAT WILL ROB U FOR YA CLOTHES
AT GUNPOINT, TAKE YA MONEY AND BELONGINGS, AND MAKE U WALK HOME
NAKED
U THINK THIS DUDE HARD?? NIGGA PLEASE
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#241164 - 01/22/12 05:21 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SADISTIC BASTARD]
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Originally Posted By: SADISTIC BASTARD
GOOD FOR HIM
THERE'S NIGGAZ OUT THERE THAT WILL ROB U FOR YA CLOTHES
AT GUNPOINT, TAKE YA MONEY AND BELONGINGS, AND MAKE U WALK HOME
NAKED
U THINK THIS DUDE HARD?? NIGGA PLEASE


someone with a weapon isn't "hard", thats why they have a weapon in the first place, they do not have the balls nor the skills to "rob u for ya clothes" so they will hold a weapon at your face to do so. They are not hard and I feel sorry if you think a guy who needs a weapon is hard.
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#241165 - 01/22/12 05:34 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Swordfish]
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i'll smack the shit outta this dude then me and SB will stomp his fuckin skull in
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#241166 - 01/22/12 06:38 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Your Old Droog]
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SB's GOT A GARBAGE BAG WITH HIS NAME WRITTEN ON IT!


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#241168 - 01/22/12 07:02 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Dr Louis Flellis]
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I'll stomp his skull in myself while SB fucks his mother with an aluminum bat cause it slides better.
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#241170 - 01/22/12 07:11 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Swordfish]
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Originally Posted By: Swordfish
Originally Posted By: SADISTIC BASTARD
GOOD FOR HIM
THERE'S NIGGAZ OUT THERE THAT WILL ROB U FOR YA CLOTHES
AT GUNPOINT, TAKE YA MONEY AND BELONGINGS, AND MAKE U WALK HOME
NAKED
U THINK THIS DUDE HARD?? NIGGA PLEASE


someone with a weapon isn't "hard", thats why they have a weapon in the first place, they do not have the balls nor the skills to "rob u for ya clothes" so they will hold a weapon at your face to do so. They are not hard and I feel sorry if you think a guy who needs a weapon is hard.


YOUR LOGIC IS BULLSHIT
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#241173 - 01/22/12 08:28 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SADISTIC BASTARD]
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Originally Posted By: SADISTIC BASTARD
Originally Posted By: Swordfish


someone with a weapon isn't "hard", thats why they have a weapon in the first place, they do not have the balls nor the skills to "rob u for ya clothes" so they will hold a weapon at your face to do so. They are not hard and I feel sorry if you think a guy who needs a weapon is hard.


YOUR LOGIC IS BULLSHIT

SB is right
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#241197 - 01/22/12 08:45 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: BLaM]
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Originally Posted By: SADISTIC BASTARD
Originally Posted By: Swordfish


someone with a weapon isn't "hard", thats why they have a weapon in the first place, they do not have the balls nor the skills to "rob u for ya clothes" so they will hold a weapon at your face to do so. They are not hard and I feel sorry if you think a guy who needs a weapon is hard.


YOUR LOGIC IS BULLSHIT

SB is right


OF COURSE I AM
MY FUCKED UP RATIONALIZING IS TIMELESS
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#241199 - 01/22/12 09:24 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SADISTIC BASTARD]
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SB is right


OF COURSE I AM
MY FUCKED UP RATIONALIZING IS TIMELESS [/quote]
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#241330 - 01/25/12 03:25 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: BLaM]
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to the guy who started the thread, isn't the dude in the pic the last guy he fought? Did you happen to just find out about Palharres from the last ufc? because his standup is horrible, I doubt he will get it to Anderson Silva level before Silva retires or ever, and I kinda hate Anderson but if you've seen all Palharres' fights you would know this, but I still love Palharres because he is like that jap dude imanari who goes for the heel hook all day( my favorite leg lock) and when he gets it people usually scream instead of tap.
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#241342 - 01/25/12 01:16 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: bkdethrap]
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Originally Posted By: bkdethrap
to the guy who started the thread, isn't the dude in the pic the last guy he fought? Did you happen to just find out about Palharres from the last ufc? because his standup is horrible, I doubt he will get it to Anderson Silva level before Silva retires or ever, and I kinda hate Anderson but if you've seen all Palharres' fights you would know this, but I still love Palharres because he is like that jap dude imanari who goes for the heel hook all day( my favorite leg lock) and when he gets it people usually scream instead of tap.


I think Palhares has medicore stand up, but he did last 3 rounds with Dan Henderson and you cannot deny his chin, I think if he fought Silva, Palhares would go straight for the ground, although Silva is also a BJJ blackbelt he does not have the skillset or credentials of Toquinho. Ignore Silva's last loss (DQ for an illegal kick), his loss was to a flying heel hook. I think if Palhares got a hold of Silva he would snap his legs. The only risk Palhares has is his crazy, loose stand-up, he is just asking to get caught like Griffin did with Silva. He throws wild strikes to set up the take down or to pull guard to hunt for the leg-sub.


Edited by Swordfish (01/25/12 01:17 PM)
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#241383 - 01/26/12 10:43 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Swordfish]
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i think your right about that, if they ever did fight and it hits the ground, i would bet he could get a heel hook, he is a beast and I like his style but he needs to be able to stand up to stay champ if he did beat him.
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#258810 - 05/06/12 01:36 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Swordfish]
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Originally Posted By: Swordfish


He will be the one to defeat Anderson Silva.


Gotta beat the Alan Belchers of the division before he can even dream of taking on Anderson.

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#258854 - 05/06/12 08:26 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: fumes...]
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Seeing as he lost to Belcher don't see it happening. His Jui Jitsu is legit but he's got a ways to go on everything else. Entertaining fighter thoguh
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#258902 - 05/07/12 06:49 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Lurkster]
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Just came to check out the front page of the board and came back into this thread by accident (the title doesnt help), I did remember this thread and swordfish's love for Pallhares when I saw Belcher win, I wanted to come say I told you so, didnt think I would find the thread but here it is.

The Heel hook is an awesome, brutal move, probably the most devastating next to a kneebar, its pretty much my favorite move too, but you cant just rely on that.
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#258920 - 05/07/12 09:00 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: ]
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Personally I think Belcher is underrated. plus he's always entertaining
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#259010 - 05/08/12 05:04 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: ]
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ya I am pretty sure his nickname means tree stump, he's got excellent subs, stand up is nothing special. I think he's a little fucking cuckoo though. Like celebrating when he hadnt even won yet in the Dan Miller fight. I heard he had hired a sports psychologist or some shit but i dont know if that will help him.

Anyway hopefully Belcher gets a step up for his next outing. And Palhares gets some one who isn't so well rounded so he can do whats he does best, and snatch limbs!
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#259417 - 05/13/12 08:29 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: BLaM]
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im hard as nails
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#259527 - 05/14/12 12:04 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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nails can be broken. i am like water, i adapt and react.
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#259553 - 05/14/12 03:03 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: J0shuaKane]
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i wrote a rap a few years ago callede HARD AS NAILS...
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#259560 - 05/14/12 04:03 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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you should bust it out on youtube.
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#259580 - 05/14/12 06:35 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: ]
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#259584 - 05/14/12 06:50 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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Originally Posted By: SkateWitch
im hard as nails


nah you aren't
you're a female so any male
could beat you up in like 3 seconds and you'd cry
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#259587 - 05/14/12 07:21 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Your Old Droog]
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Originally Posted By: deeekin
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im hard as nails


nah you aren't
you're a female so any male
could beat you up in like 3 seconds and you'd cry


i like being treated like a girl but these guys alot of them are pussies and ive beat up a few and alot more in 6th grade...im too lazy to care about typos anymore..lol ...
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#259591 - 05/14/12 07:38 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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guys who are pussies could still beat you up.
would just take them like 5 seconds instead of 3
and then you'd cry
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#259593 - 05/14/12 07:39 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Your Old Droog]
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this ain't 6th grade most males turn into vicious killers when they turn 13
know your place
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#259598 - 05/14/12 07:47 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: Mothman
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#259599 - 05/14/12 07:48 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Your Old Droog]
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that is your opinion too bad i dont have footage of the redneck i beat up ... THe dirty juggalos brought him over my house... I was in the middle of a Satanic Ritual...I looked at this guy and said dont smoke till i ring the bell...a few minutes later he lights up a cigarette. witch pissed me off and I had this shoe horn in my hand it was a long one with a horse i loved it... I wacked him across the face with it... he grabbed the horn from me and broke it in half...then i attacked him pinned him on the ground he stunk so i jumped offf and away from him...the juggalos kept asking me why did you do that hes our friend.... I said your a juggalo and your taking the rednecks side..? Hes a nice guy they said...The redneck was about crying and the juggalos of new castle bandaged him up.... again they asked me why did you do
that I said the Ringmaster told me too... cause obviously they didnt want the truth..
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#259615 - 05/14/12 08:11 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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you don't have footage cause that never happened
that redneck would have have killed you in 3 seconds
then you would have said wahh wahh wahh i'm a gurl
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#259754 - 05/15/12 12:29 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Your Old Droog]
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a shoe horn? you must be old as shit.
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#259849 - 05/16/12 03:31 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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Originally Posted By: SkateWitch
that is your opinion too bad i dont have footage of the redneck i beat up ... THe dirty juggalos brought him over my house... I was in the middle of a Satanic Ritual...I looked at this guy and said dont smoke till i ring the bell...a few minutes later he lights up a cigarette. witch pissed me off and I had this shoe horn in my hand it was a long one with a horse i loved it... I wacked him across the face with it... he grabbed the horn from me and broke it in half...then i attacked him pinned him on the ground he stunk so i jumped offf and away from him...the juggalos kept asking me why did you do that hes our friend.... I said your a juggalo and your taking the rednecks side..? Hes a nice guy they said...The redneck was about crying and the juggalos of new castle bandaged him up.... again they asked me why did you do
that I said the Ringmaster told me too... cause obviously they didnt want the truth..


How small was this guy? I find it unlikely a woman of your size and age would be able to pin any grown man down unless he was the size of a child.
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#259850 - 05/16/12 03:34 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Nternal]
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i have a witnesses in pittsburgh juggalos but of course they aint my friends anymore ... but bif you need evidence ill ask them to post the story
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#259852 - 05/16/12 03:34 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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the shoehorn i bought at a yard sell ..genius wannabe
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#259853 - 05/16/12 03:35 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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i have a witnesses in pittsburgh juggalos but of course they aint my friends anymore ... but bif you need evidence ill ask them to post the story

Ok but how small was this guy?
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#259855 - 05/16/12 03:38 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: Nternal]
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bigger than me
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#259861 - 05/16/12 05:57 AM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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but he was skinny
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#259953 - 05/16/12 03:14 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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Originally Posted By: SkateWitch
the shoehorn i bought at a yard sell ..genius wannabe
what? you're not?
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#259958 - 05/16/12 05:09 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: J0shuaKane]
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Originally Posted By: J0shuaKane
Originally Posted By: SkateWitch
the shoehorn i bought at a yard sell ..genius wannabe
what? you're not?


i am that. a genius...justhave
...dyslexia ....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFH00o4R5io

But I do hope all you boys can get hard...where nit counts.lol
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#259975 - 05/16/12 08:38 PM Re: So you think you are hard? [Re: SkateWitch]
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i just threw up in my mouth a little
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