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#248071 - 03/21/12 06:35 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: LucifrinImperium]
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great. so i'll say it twice.
i don't need a pass brah. i don't deserve a pass.

only reason the hollyjews allow depp to live is
so they can sell posters of him for 14 year old girls
to break their hymen's too.
they all know he sucks at acting.

ask anyone to name 2 good movies depp has been in.
no one can. cause all his movies suck and he sucks.

let's run down a short list of movies shitty depp has been in.


2011 The Rum Diary = sucked

2011 Rango = gay

2010 The Tourist = weaksauce

2010 Alice in Wonderland = too gay didn't watch

2009 Public Enemies = good movie despite depp's lack of acting talent

2009 The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus = huh?

2009 SpongeBob SquarePants (TV series)
SpongeBob vs. the Big One (2009) Jack Kahuna Laguna (voice) = they even made the episode sound gay cause how gay depp is

1999-2009 American Masters (TV series documentary)
Jack Kerouac / Narrator
The Doors: When You're Strange (2009) Narrator (voice)
The Source: The Story of the Beats and the Beat Generation
=oohhh look at me i'm so deep i like jack kerouac

2007 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street= fag shit

2007 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End = fuck boy

2006 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest = i wish johnny depp was a dead man

2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
= look i'm johnny depp i've departed form my normal roles by playing a flamboyantly gay over-the-top eccentric character

2004 The Libertine = hated it.

2004 Finding Neverland = where johnny depp fucked michael jackson.

2004 Secret Window = where johnny depp is secretly gay

2003 Once Upon a Time in Mexico = lived johnny depp a fake mexican. the end.

2001 From Hell = ohh so that's where johnny "can't act" depp is from.

2001 Blow = see title. what depp does at rest stops.

2000 The Man Who Cried = is the man who watched depp in this.

1999 Sleepy Hollow = i fell asleepy hollow watching that bullshit.

1999 The Astronaut's Wife = hated this movie with jonny depp in it and begged her husband to send her in space where she'd never have to see another johnny depp movie

1999 The Ninth Gate = not cause of depp

1998 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas = johnny depp is a crackhead

1997 The Brave

1997 Donnie Brasco = ok. depp is gay though

1995 Nick of Time = johnny depp sucks

1995 Dead Man = killed himself after watching johnny depp gay up another movie

1994 Don Juan DeMarco = sounds gay

1994 Ed Wood = ed johnny depp sucks at acting

1993 What's Eating Gilbert Grape = fake and gay

1993 Benny & Joon = soooo unbelievably gay. silent homo doing gay tricks with spoons in coffee shops. sucks.

1990 Edward Scissorhands = emo crybaby fag shit.

1990 Cry-Baby = johnny depp is one

1986 Platoon = depp is gay





VS



Christian Bale

2011 The Flowers of War

2010 The Fighter = dope as fuck. bale would kick johnny depp's hippy faggot asss

2009 Public Enemies = bale has so much talent. his extra-talent, makes up for depp's no talent, and then even adds more making this movie good

2009 Terminator Salvation = dope

2008 The Dark Knight = dope

2007 I'm Not There = never seen it but dope

2007 3:10 to Yuma = unbelievably dope ass movie

2006 The Prestige = superb

2005 The New World = boring. but bale is dope

2005 Harsh Times = dope

2004 The Machinist = top 10 movie

2002 Equilibrium = greatest movie of all time that only a homo wouldn't like

2002 Reign of Fire = shitty concept, made good by bale

2002 Laurel Canyon = never seen but obviously dope

2001 Captain Corelli's Mandolin = never seen but obviously dope

2000 Shaft = dope shit

2000 American Psycho = masterpiece

1999 Mary, Mother of Jesus (TV movie) = bale > jesus
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#248072 - 03/21/12 06:48 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: Your Old Droog]
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Hahaha this shit is hilarious. I don't want to quote all that shit with a movie by movie rebuttle. I was skimming it and I saw that you said the machinist top ten movie, I was thinking word? I never heard of it I gotta watch it then.. then a second later I was thinking wtf am I thinking this shit is all hyperbole.

Fear and Loathing + Blow + Donnie Brasco = better than anything faggot christian bale has and will ever do.

I'm going to go dl rum diary now. Yo ho ho ho a pirates life for meeee.
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#248073 - 03/21/12 06:55 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: LucifrinImperium]
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Man I just saw the trailer for Rango. Johnny Depp is such a amazing actor that he can turn himself into a chameleon cartoon. Some crazy genius shit that probably flew over your head. He is a actor imitating a chameleon, and on top of that it's a cartoon, hurts my gargantuan brain just to think about it. I don't know any other actors that are good enough to escape human form, can't even think of one off the top of my head, maybe Pacino when he turned into the Devil, that was dope. Christian Bale can barely wear a fucking costume.

Just looking at the cover of public enemies, all I see is this huge johnny depp and christian bale's name in extremely small braille that I can't even read.

Christian bale is just a shitty piece of shit imitation 4 trillionth rate actor who stars in terrible movies they pick him to star in supporting roles. Johnny Depp is a real human chameleon in actor disguise, acting as a cartoon Chameleon Human in non-actor disguise. Movies woudn't even exist if Johnny Depp coudn't star in them.


Edited by LucifrinImperium (03/21/12 07:05 AM)
Edit Reason: Edited into one post, cause Johnny Depp is too dope, no homo.
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#248075 - 03/21/12 07:43 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: LucifrinImperium]
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liking johnny depp is the equivalent of sucking a whole bag of dicks.

Quote:
I never heard of it I gotta watch it then.

You killed any credibility right there.

Machinist is better than any depp movie.
Name one depp movie better than American psycho?
Can't. Cause no one can name any good depp movies.

blow sucked. Johnny Depp took what could have been
a good movie and makes it corny and awful.
pacino made donnie brasco, depp was just an extra.

Depp can't act with any depth or subtlety cause he has no soul.
he can only play grandiose flamboyant easy-to-act fag characters.
He should be working as a character at an amusement park.


Depp could never have done american psycho or machinist.
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#248082 - 03/21/12 08:03 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: Your Old Droog]
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Depp could of done all of his roles better than christian. American Psycho is a over the top role. Bale coudn't of done a fraction of good as Depp in Fear and loathing. Go look up videos of Hunter S Thompson, then watch Fear and Loathing. Then cry at Johnny Depp's beautiful acting.
I don't fucks with anything with the word Christian in it. Just real suspect to me, not saying you are a christian or anything, but don't think I've seen you post about the immense pleasures of bashing babies heads with bricks, and now you are pro-christian and anti-depp, very odd.
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#248093 - 03/21/12 08:29 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: LucifrinImperium]
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american psycho wasn't over the top
you have no idea what you're talking about
it was brilliantly acted. and depp couldn't have done it
and he definitely couldn't have done the machinist

drug movies are automatically liked by people who do drugs
he took a role that was going to be automatically liked
to compensate for the fact he can't act for shit.

i'll go back in time and find johnny depp as a baby
and baptise him in a fireplace and stab his smoldering infant
face in with a hot poker
then i'll take my fireplace gloves and reach in and grab him by the ankle
and smash his flaming baby corpse repeatedly against the wall
til he shatters into a million baby ash fragments
i'd drink his blood to replensh my life force
but i don't want to get aids from infant johnny depp
who already sucked off 1000 gay studio execs by age 2 months
and sucked off satan to get in movies cause he can't get in on talent

johnny depp isn't even illuminati
he's a fake ass illuminati wannabe
pretending to be down with illuminati black magic
but his simple superficial bran can't even
compensate illumireality he just tries to look deep
and dress and get his haircut like a middle aged lesbian

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#248102 - 03/21/12 08:45 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: Your Old Droog]
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johnny depp exposed as talentless fraud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjug1_C-5CM
da troof!!

even danny trejo is a better actor than shitty depps
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#248232 - 03/22/12 03:42 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: Your Old Droog]
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Oh now you want to take it to this back in time shit. I'll go back in time jump out of a plane with out a parachute, superman punch Christian Bales dumb bitch mothers pregnant stomach at 500 miles an hour crushing her and watch his empryo shoot out her pussy at 400 miles a hour and splatter the closest wall. Then i'll run to the future mad quick before the timeline is altered and all his shitty movies cease to exist (except the prestige which is played by Johnny Depp and is 40000 times as good now.)
Then why you are crying mourning your false christian idol, i'll be making my 10th trillionth quality post about his bitch ass death. Pretty sure all this is scientifically possible, going to try to figure out how to do it before the weeks up.
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#248235 - 03/22/12 03:50 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: LucifrinImperium]
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yeah you can't do any of that cause you're a fake jew
only real jews can build time machines errybody knows that shit

and even if hypothetically you europeaned a jew out of his time machine
christian bale would be beating up his own pregnant mother and sister
and chugging vodka when you got there
then beat the crap out of you and crack his vodka bottle over your head


than yell at you for walking around while he's trying to concentrated on beating his mother
and you'd cry and sulk back to the time machine
and go back home and cry more and not wear a yamacaha more.

why christian bale is cooler than johnny crapp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA
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#248239 - 03/22/12 04:14 AM Re: HOCKEY FANS... GOON (the movie) [Re: Your Old Droog]
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Hold up say what you want about ape creature Christian bale and goat actor Depp, but never in your life question my Jew authenticity. I do the Jew card revokings around these parts. I don't have to wear a fuckin idiot kipah to prove my Judaism, that religious shit is for suckers. I walk into the holy of holys on yom kippur with 3 shikza whores and make em suck my circumcised dick like it isn't shit. Then walk out and have Moshe dayan, the rebbe, Einstein and Sigmund Freud give me props.
I'll crack Christian Bales skull in 40 places, then crack it in another 100 places just for being a ignorant whiny bitch and pretending to be tough. Then I'll take his terrible superficial piece of shit role in terminator, reacct it for him, and change the movie from shards of glass in eyes to somewhat tolerable.
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