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#244840 - 03/07/12 08:57 AM Re: Websites you Frequent... have Bookmarked! [Re: LucifrinImperium]
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Registered: 02/25/09
Posts: 789
Loc: australia
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#246230 - 03/12/12 08:42 AM Re: Websites you Frequent... have Bookmarked! [Re: tansit]
tansit Offline
Commander & Beesh 1st Platoon

Registered: 02/25/09
Posts: 789
Loc: australia
Feminem is a great site. especially the 'faggot of the month' section;

http://feminem.com/WebsiteHistory/ObsoleteWebsite20020930/HTMLFaggotMonth/200207.htm

Real Name: Wilbur Lush
Primary Email Address: Paintswspider87@aol.com
Secondary Email Address: ratcrusher989@hotmail.com (Destroyed)
AOL Screenname: Paintswspider87
Nickname: Wilbur The Pig Fucker
Profession: Chronic Cock Smokers Inc. (Title: Cockmaster)
Collections: He has the biggest collection of nut hairs in the world! He stuffs his pillows with them and sleeps on them at night.
Biggest Moment: Fitting all three of his brother's cocks in his mouth at once.
Most Embarrassing Moment: Kissing a girl.
Likes: Cock, balls, men in general. Feminem, and Dr. Dre's instrumentals that Feminem "sings" over. He also likes to lick his dog's dick from time to time. He often fantasizes about Feminem whenever he's masturbating on the toilet. He also enjoys writing hate mail to this website because it makes him forget how much his own life sucks.
Dislikes: Women, cats, pussies in general. Leftover condoms in his ass. He also hates the size of his 2-inch dick. He wishes that it was longer so he could suck it himself. He hates it when he has to wipe his ass every 5 minutes because more cum starts dripping from his butthole.
Background Information: Wilbur Lush was raised on a farm just outside the city of Dallas, TX. All throughout his life he was taught by his red-neck dad that dick can be a good thing. When Wilbur was 15, his mother died, and his dad decided to start fucking sheep instead. He died of Syphilis later that year. Wilbur then roamed around the country, continually eating food that contained high amounts of Yellow 5... his balls shrank to the size of M & M's. One day, he attended a concert in Michigan. Eminem opened the show after paying Twiztid $300. After Eminem was done singing, Wilbur left the concert and has been trying to suck Eminem's butthole ever since. One day, he miss-typed "Eminem.com" and put in "Feminem.com" instead. With the truth of his life story revealed in each hate mail he sends to this website, Wilbur Lush is the first winner of the "Faggot of the Month" contest.


http://feminem.com/WebsiteHistory/ObsoleteWebsite20020930/HTMLMainPages/FOTM.htm

Real Name: Tick Dawg
Primary Email Address: big_tick_dawg@yahoo.com
Secondary Email Address: MISTAHTICKDAWG@aol.com
Nicknames: Dick Hog, Manbanghole, Gaybunghole, Missthe Mainbutthole.
Hometown: St. Paul, Minnesota
Profession: Gang banging online. He holds people up for their time. He busts e-caps by sending out emails. He is a proud member of PIG... Pseudo-Internet-Gang.
Hobbies: He creates various gang symbols out of punctuation. T!C|{ [)A[/\]G
Collections: Mouse pads... he uses them as bullet-proof vest material.
Biggest Moment: Busting a "cap" in someone's ass.
Picture Description: The picture to the left was taken moments after he offered to suck a rival gang member's dick if they'd let him go back to his computer and continue e-banging.
Likes: Calling everyone a "nigga", even white albinos like Eminem. He likes to pretend that he wrote the alphabet. He likes to "fell" himself up. He also likes "niggaz" that "fell" him up. He likes baggy clothing so no one else can see how small his penis really is. He likes to let his pants sag to give his homies "easy access".
Dislikes: He doesn't like anyone who eats Oreos. He doesn't like "wetbacks" or anyone that doesn't look remotely like himself.
Background Information: Tick Dawg, who's real name is unknown for the moment, was born from the pussy of a constantly fucked 19-year-old whore. He was the 9th of 16 brothers, 11 sisters, and 3 hermaphrodites. Tick ran away from his crib at the age of 13. Years later, he was employed at a sausage factory, where he smoked all kinds of meats. Tick wanted a promotion at the factory, so he got in line to suck the boss's dick. When it was his turn, he kept sucking it for hours, and everyone called him a "dick hog" (derived from his name of Tick Dawg). Tick was fired when he openly referred to his boss as a "nigga" when he said, "I love suckin' ah niggaz dick ya fell?" Tick then began living on the streets with a few of his homies, gang-banging many homeless men. In 1995, he met Pac, who autographed Tick's butthole with a Sharpie. After banging some more men, Tick ran into the members of another street gang. Tick offered to suck their dicks and never return to the streets of California if they would let him go free. Tick left California heading to West Virginia, where he met the members of the MSG gang. Tick raped every member of the gang, and Shawn Newcomer's cap guns were no match for "ah niggaz dick". Tick Dawg then moved to Minnesota, where he has joined the Pseudo-Internet-Gang (PIG), and continues to annoy people with his existence.
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