YO GOONS DO ANY OF YOU KNOW WHERE MY REMOTE WENT? IVE BEEN LOOKIN FOR A MINUTE BUT I FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING AND NOW IM ON HERE. ANY OF YOU FUCK WITH FROOT LOOPS? I AINT BEEN BUYIN MUCH CEREAL BECAUSE I GOTTA GET TAT TAT TATTED UP. ANY OF YOU MOTHA FUCKAS GOT TATS? I GOT THIS ONE WITH A GUY WITH A SKIMASK IS HOLDING A GLOCK BUT THEN THE GLOCK IS ACTUALLY A NECRO LOGO AND ITS SHOOTING THE WORDS BRUTAL AND MORBID.
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Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore.
You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.