nah this one wasn't barking it didn't even make any sounds

or just a regular australian
clearly has some kinda alien powers that allow it to
stick to walls horizontally
probably an ability to shift gravity's direction

that's why i mercilessly squashed it with my timbs

nah. then it would just procreate with others of it's kind.
killin your peoples instead.

nah it's speciesist.
cause australians aren't a race
or human.

Yo did you really kill that gecko? If you did that shit is fucked up. Poor little bastard.

nah of course not
what do you take me for some kind of goy savage
i fed it some sunflower seeds
and gave him some of my beer in a thimble
then i put him on my shoulder and walked around town
and all the girlies were like aww a geico how cute
then they dropped the panties and my geico nigga
used his lizard tongue on them and made them have orgasms
then i smashed thier shikza skulls together
cause killing goyim is ok. but kiling geicos is just inhumane

Alright cool sorry I even questioned you, I would never compare one of the chosen brethren to a uncivil violent ape goyim. Amen.

leave killing little innocent geicos for the other side
goyim are animale

Yo I see a geico crossing the street I run in the middle of heavy traffic like nooooo stop please!!!!. Then all the cars stop and i pick up the geico and cradle it in my hands and sing it a lullabye to calm it down. Then I shoot every stupid piece of shit goyim ape on the road for leaving their cage and threatening an innocent geicos life.

i saw this goy walking a dog once
which is backwards since dogs are above goys
and should be walking them on a leash

then another ruthless goy hit the
poor dog with his car, and the goy walking it goes "stupid dog"
i had to correct him, i said no vile goy, you are the stupid one
and relieved him of his worthless existence with my blade