LIST YOUR GHETTO HABITS AND MENTALITY IN THIS THREAD

I'LL START IT OFF

1. GOING INTO FAST FOOD JOINTS AND TAKING MAD STRAWS, NAPKINS, KETCHUP PACKETS, TACO SAUCES, BBQ SAUCES, AND PLASTIC FORKS AND SPOONS, AND I JUST ORDER A DOLLAR BURGER
I'M TOO CHEAP TO BUY BOTTLES OF KETCHUP AND NAPKINS FROM THE STORE

2. THROW TRASH OF ANY KIND INCLUDING WRAPPERS IN THE STREET, OLD MICROWAVES AND THAT TYPE OF SHIT THEY GET CHUCKED IN CLOSED DOWN BUSINESSES WHERE NO COPS CAN SEE ME LITTER

3. WHEN I DRINK, I LEAVE THE BROWN BAG ON THE CAN OR BOTTLE, EVEN IF I'M AT HOME

4. I KEEP MY XANAX IN A BREATH MINT BOX FOR EASY ACCESS WHEN I GO OUT

5. I KEEP MAD TOILET PAPER IN MY HOUSE, LIKE 100 ROLLS AT A TIME

6. WHEN I PURCHASE A SODA FOR .99 , I WANT THE PENNY BACK, EVEN IF THE CASHIER HAS TO BREAK OPEN A ROLL OF PENNIES JUST FOR ME AT THAT MOMENT

7. I ONLY LEAVE A 2 DOLLAR TIP ON A MEAL THAT COSTS 50 BUCKS

8. ASK FOR A CUP OF WATER WITH ICE AT FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS AND THEN DUMP IT OUT FOR SUM FREE COLA

9. ALWAYS LOOKING FOR "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE" OFFERS IN THE MAIL FLYERS

10. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I ALWAYS CURSE AND GET PARANOID WHEN A COP IS BEHIND ME, CUZ' I GOT ILLEGAL LIMO TINTS ON MY BUICK

THE LIST GOES ON, BUT U GET THE PICTURE

OH AND MY FAVORITE
GRABBING TONS OF PLASTIC BAGS AT WALMART OR ANY GROCERY STORE
TO USE FOR MY TRASH AT HOME
THOSE GLAD BAGS IS EXPENSIVE SON

I ALSO KEEP MY LOOSE CHANGE IN THOSE LITTLE WEED BAGGIES
I'M TOO DAMN GHETTO, DONT GET MAD, JUST TRYING TO GET BY

sneak in buffets through the exit door

pay for a movie then watch 3-4 of them

my inspection sticker expired in 2008
never renew that shit son

lie on job applications
lie on credit card apps
for car insurance put down you have a 800 credit score
costs like 20bucks a month less

immediately threaten to fight anyone who insults you in any way

slick talk cops til they get a headache and just let you go

stare at chicks ass and tits really obviously.

kick my own mother in the stomach

A lot of these aren't ghetto, they are just smart.
Things that are ghetto are typically stupid.
I used to do the taking a lot of ketchup packets etc. I just do it with napkins now.

That throwing trash on the street shit is fucked up, i'd rather not live in a junkyard. I hate overstocking on toilet paper. Not 100 rolls tho sometimes I have like 12 and it's way too much.

Tipping is fucking gay anywhere. I hate tipping, it's horseshit it makes 0 fucking sense. Tipping is for assholes.
I do that plastic bags shit sadistic lol.
I do the movie surfing, or at least I used to, never go to the movies anymore, just dl every movie ever.
Only credit card I ever applied for I lied, got denied because I never had a credit card before. Stupid catch 22 bullshit.
Haha at the chicks ass and tits, I do that.
Yo the ultimate ghetto habit is mugging, or being conscious of mugging. I look at everything when I'm walking sometimes I think people think I'm mugging em.

Go to costco, take like 2 or more samples of everything.

Where the fuck do you fit 100 rolls sadistic, I'm not buying that 25 maybe, but 100? That's a lot of toilet paper.

eat a lot of food in the store when i do my weekly shop

buy knock off gear if it looks decent

wear plain white T shirts

the napkin, ketchup, drink refill shit

wash my car with my neighbors hose when he goes out

piss on the trees in my backyard so i dont gots to flush so much

use other peoples wifi to download shit so i dont use my quota mad quick

I BUY THE SCOTTS 20 PACK
THEN JUST STACK THEM UP IN THE CORNER OF MY BATHROOM
ITS ONLY 5 LARGE PACKS
ITS NOT THAT MUCH ACTUALLY

AND YES, IF I SEE A NEW FOOD THAT CAME OUT LIKE A BAG OF CHIPS
I JUST EAT SUM THEN PUT THE OPENED BAG BACK ON THE SHELF, HAHAA

I do this even if I'm with a girl and she's right next to me.

i'll do it even she's ugly and has pancake ass and oatmeal bag tits. just want to make her feel uncomfortable and remind her i'm a man and way more powerful than her. and if i chose to i could physically overpower her and strip her naked at any moment. that way she knows to be very careful not to piss me off.