yes, lucy's disproportionate butthurt on the most mundane topics is infinitely entertaining...i always pictured him as a tiny angry midget...

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155480/dr-nelson-meets-eric-cartman

What does me being a tiny angry midget have to do with you being a sucker who pays other peoples salary because it's cool to do so?

Best part is you paying and thinking shit is free. You are probably getting scammed multiple times every day and you have no idea.

And to this other dude who has less than 60 posts in 3 years of absolutely nothing, whining about how the boards used to be better. Look at yourself if you want to critique anyone.

http://www.bantipping.com/

WHAT UP FUCK FACE
LOOKS LIKE YA STUCK IN YOUR WAYS

sb u suck for littering, stop doing that . it aint g.
tipping is very wack. im suprized that some of u are enthusiastic about it. i thought erybody knew it was a scam.
what do i do to avoid tipping? i go out, buy grass feed cow meat, herbs and spices from the farmers market, research how to cook something dank...brain chemicals get released in my brain, then i feel better about being smart enuff to feed myself and give myself the best service possible and then i cook the food and eat it. and i tip myself with a fat bowl and pussy after. its win / win.

ive sonned so many of my "friends" and their shitty gfs about tipping. fuck off assfuckers.
ive been going to resturants less and less over the years. pretty much only when im on vacation somewhere. BUT i do admit when i go to a bar and order drinks i feel like the tip mafia will spit in my drinks if i dont tip them so i do. i have a yelp.com account so when i get shitty attitudes or service , i put the idiot servers name on the website and put they ass on blast for being an inbred scumfuck. im am the customer , i am always right.
by doing the yelp.com thing, do yall know how many free meals/ credit ive been offered? a lot! the manager always emails me like "please , if you change your review about our place, ill give u 50$ giftcard/ect" but since im a man with a sense of pride and im not a bitch, i usually say "fuck off" or "youre in this industry bruh, stop crying, be a better manager"
they are too fucking spoiled , im too fucking loyal.

Yo I just want to give props to all the non-tippers out there. Props to Blam, Deeekin and everyone else that isn't one of the suckers that's born every minute. Shout out to my non tippers in South America, shout out to my non tippers in Europe. Thank you

YO I would take that 50 gift card go in pay my shit and rwrite a review twice as bad after that. But that's just how I do, that's how dope my non-tip game is.

wow so there is one good thing about australia

cause me and my boy were arguing the other day

i was like yo there are 0 good things about australia
he was like nah there is probably 1 or 2 good things and only 4364364364364 bad ones

guess he was right!

theres no mexicans either, so that makes 2.

Not really a huge fan of tipping but I have thrown a few bucks their way if they are particularly good about bringing everything quickly and properly.