whats wrong with plain old beer, youd get smashed in the face drinking that pussy shit at the bars i drink at.
THAT SHIT GOT MORE ALCOHOL THAN SUM BULLSHIT 5 PERCENT CAN OF BEER
so do premix pussy drinks and the only people who drink em are frat boys and 16 year old whorebags; then 3 hours later there throwing up rainbows crying about how there never drinking again.
I'D RATHER DRINK SUM THING THAT TASTES GOOD
COMPARED TO SHITTY BITTER BEER

I CAN SLAM THOSE THINGS DOWN LIKE FRUIT JUICE