Cops sit on batons!
Do you have a Monopoly "Out of Jail Free" card? Hand it to'em. Explain to them your part of the "NHH Troof Committee". The attitude will immediately be adjusted as they realize who their fucking with. Give them the bird, grab your cack and spit upon the nearest officer before you hit the streets.
We'll be waiting your arrival. What's the whole story?
ha ha you got the great ideas KawbaL, thats why you a troofer.
ok so i bought a big ass bottle of evan william green label drank 1/5 of it before then i went to the heltah skeltah show, bought like 5 or so whisky doubles at the show, skated to this after party, drank the rest of the whiskey. then black out.
the next moment of clarity was me reaching terminal velocity while i was handcuffed being pushed down the brink stairs infront of my building.
i was like "what the fuck is goin on?" i saw 2 male pigs and 1 bitch pig standing infront of me as i was laying on the ground, they tell me to sit on the stairs. they reach in my pockets find my wallet and take out my id. im assuming they ran it for warrants which i have none thankfully. keep in mind im still insanely throwed since i drank so much whisky.
then the cops tell me to stand up and they take the handcuffs off me and tell me that i was knocking on my own door loud.
what i think happened was that i lost my keys when i was skating to the house party , they fell out of my pocket when i was going down a hill or someshit. and when i got back to my spot i didnt have them so i started knocking to wake up my roommate but they werent there so i was fucked.
so after the cops let me be "free" again i found all my shit just sitting in the street, my KC fitted, my skateboard, and my black chisel tip marker.
the thing thats fucked up for me is that im finishing up probation for an 18 month felony sentence. and cantact wif the pigs and being under the influence of anything is a violation. i hope those pigs didnt report that shit to my fuckin PO. i'll know by tuesday at 3pm. thats when i have my next PO meeting.