I heard showers and sex helps speed birth up.
If you're really wanting to get this over with, so you can get back to beer and football, you could always punch her in the stomach?
How rugged would that be? How were you born Gavin? My daddy punched my mom in the stomach and I came out. (obvously stronger then if he had a normal birth.)
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